Guest poem and VACATION!!!

Hey, kids! Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time for me and Brian to go on a vacation to Europe for two weeks! That's a week in London, and a week in Paris. Now we all know about my trouble with flying, so I'm sure the added step of going through customs won't make things any easier...but we'll give it a shot. Hey, maybe I'll boil the Thames while I'm over there.

So, yes, this means two whole weeks without my fun and enlightening posts, two whole weeks without haikus or Ask Sargeras e-mails. How will you survive for a whole fortnight without my illuminating presence?

Actually, it should be a lot easier, shouldn't it? But regardless, here's something to tide you over. I received a kind invitation to write a guest poem for a poetry blog called LOGBERG in MOTOWN, and I was happy to oblige. Go check it out!

See you August 17. I'll return with pictures!

Short and sweet

My Internet connection is on the brink of death so I'll keep this short and sweet. I've written a guest post on the Fireball Spam blog that should be up sometime today. (Update: it's up!)

Have a great weekend, I'll write more when my Internet is more reliable!

It's not alcoholism if you're enjoying it

I, the illustrious Sargeras, have written a guest post for the Misadventures of Svenn blog! Thanks to Svenn for the invitation. It does not appear to be up yet, but it will be soon, so, check back later. (UPDATE: It's up!) It is about demonic drinking games.

Yeah, don't lie, you're curious now.

Also (and on an unrelated topic) you should totally read this poem. It is about life and about destructive forces at the same time (so I can, like, totally relate) and also it's only twelve lines long so even the lazy ones can read it! High fives for literacy, everyone.

Anyway, I will be back on Monday. Y'all have a great weekend.

You can't spell machinima without achin'

I have a guest post up on the Machinima Gaga blog today. It's about machinima! Sort of!

Remember, if you want Sargeras to guest-post on your site, just send me an e-mail. I'll probably say yes!

What's your favorite machinima? Tell me in the comments. Doesn't have to be WoW-related.

LOBSMAARP: 88%

Gettin' Naxxy wit' it

Two things!

1. I have a guest post on the home page of the Barrens Security Group guild; it may not be up yet but should appear sometime soon. (Update: it's up!) If you've ever wondered what the hell the point of Naxxramas is, you should check it out. It's like Clarissa Explains It All except instead of Clarissa, it's me, and instead of "all" it's pretty much just Naxxramas. Look, I've never actually seen the show, okay?

And remember, if you'd like Sargeras to guest-post on your site (or blog), just send me an e-mail. Even if your site is small, I'll probably say yes!

2. I hereby proclaim today to be DE-LURKING DAY! Anyone who's been reading for a long time and never commented before, today is your day. Oh, I know what you're thinking - he doesn't actually mean me, does he? He's talking to all the other lurkers out there. Well, guess what, peeps, this is a categorical imperative, so don't tell me you Kant do it! (To the three people that got that joke: you're welcome.) Now fire up that keyboard and let the comments fly!!

Oh and, if you're not a lurker, you can still comment too. I guess. I'm feeling benevolent today.

Writing tips!

Hello, hello! Three things for y'all today...

1. Most importantly, I have a guest post up over at Lanuria's blog in which I give no fewer than TEN tips on how to write about me (Sargeras). Thanks to Lanuria for letting me post on her blog! And remember, if you'd like Sargeras to guest-post on your website, just send me an e-mail. Even if your site is a small one, I'll probably say yes. Good times are guaranteed!

2. The deadline for the sonnet contest is Monday, so if you want to win FREE SPECTACULAR MERCHANDISE then you should probably get on that!

3. I set it up so you can follow my blog on Facebook using that NetworkedBlogs thing, so if you aren't already my friend on Facebook then I'd say you are running out of excuses! That or you have actual legitimate uses of your time, y'know, could be either one.

My web dude is complaining about something like he has to get his wisdom teeth taken out today, don't really know or care what he means but it seems to involve suffering so I'm all for it. Hope your weekend is better than his, and see you on Monday!

LOBSMAARP: 35%

Sargeras Fan Art!!

Okay, listen, you have to check out my guest post today over on Kate's blog, Tastes Like Lint. Yes, it's full of my usual brilliance, but much more importantly (and unbeknownst to me) Kate has posted her very own illustration of me. I have to say, it is the best likeness I have ever seen.

Go. Read. Laugh.

And remember, if you'd like Sargeras to guest-post on your blog, just send me an e-mail, even if your blog is a small one. I'll probably say yes!

Have a great weekend.

Here we go

...and, my guest post on Northrend Lights is up! Go check it out, because it is "tight," and also "sweet." Thanks again to Sass for inviting me to post on her blog!

And remember, if you'd like me to guest post on your blog, just send me an e-mail and ask. I'll probably say yes, even if your blog is a small one. And if it's a popular one, I'll say yes please. ;-)

Be sure to tune in Monday. I've got a nice little surprise planned. Have a great weekend!

DO IT TO IT

...where the first "it" means "click" and the second "it" means "the awesome guest post I wrote for the homepage of the Spirit Reavers guild on Anvilmar US." Thanks for the invitation, Richard! And remember, if you'd like Sargeras to do a guest post on your website, just send me an e-mail. I'll probably say yes!

Oh, and secondly, I figured out how to get that navbar thing back at the top of my blog, which means you can click Follow if you're so inclined. W00t!

Have a great weekend, everybody! I'll be back with a new post on Memorial Day.

See what a great guy I am?

Two things!

First, I have a guest post over at the Unholy Hands blog wherein I reveal the secret to my own defeat. Go check it out!

(As a reminder, if you'd like me to guest post on your blog, just send me an e-mail! I will probably say yes. Unless of course your blog is a gold-selling blog. And yes, I have actually gotten such a request.)

Second, due to popular demand, all shirts are now available in light and dark colors! Get your black Spider Pride shirts now! You can even get a Defeat Everyone babydoll...

Spider Pride
Wyrms Before Worms
Defeat Everyone

See all the nice things I do? And still they say I'm the evil one...

LOBSMAARP: 65% (read the guest post to see why)

Blue eyes crying in the rain

Two items.

1. I have a guest post over at The Wordy Warrior today: Ten Ways to More Effectively Manage Your Demonic Horde. Go check it out. It's a must for any serious practitioner of the infernal arts!

Remember, if you want Sargeras to do a guest post on your blog, send me an e-mail! I'll probably say yes. And as a bonus, it now appears that not all my guest posts are about planetary rape!

2. I thought I was all cool, starting a WoW villain blog...well, it turns out I'm not the first. Not by a long shot. Seems the Little Frozen Zombie That Could has his own web journal, and it predates mine by over five months!

Go say hi to Arthas for me, will you? Wish him lots of success in his new writing career. Right up until I melt his snow fort into a Slushie.

TMIgeddon

When Dorn asked me to do a guest post on his blog, it's possible he did not expect me to write incredibly awkward sexual revelations. Such is the way of things!

If you have a WoW blog and want the Pulverizer of Planets to do a guest post, send me an e-mail, even if your blog is a small one. There's a good chance I will say yes.

Peace out yo.